blackteachangeling:

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

archibaldtuttle:

archibaldtuttle:

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

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thevioletsunflower:

prokopetz:

patheticprogrammingperson:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

What? No, it’s not a “mechsplo forcefem” thing – she’d already figured out that she was a girl long before getting into the giant robot. The combat drugs did however make her gay.

Yeah, it’s weird, right? The psychological warfare division spent years trying and failing to develop a weapon that would turn enemy soldiers into raging homosexuals – then some researchers who happened to be on both the gay bomb project and one of those off-book supersoldier things started comparing notes, and… well.

I do have to ask, why were they attempting to turn enemy soldiers into raging homosexuals?

Oddly, that’s the one part of this shitpost I didn’t make up:

Wait what do you mean the US military was experimenting with sex pollen in the 90s

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molabuddy:

having ocs is so fucked …. i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

vonlipwig:

I just thought ‘oh man at least labubus didn’t overlap with nfts’ and the wave of relief that washed over me was so potent I felt dizzy

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

isuggesteatingtherich:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won’t help

sorry I thought you were someone else

quietwingsinthesky:

open up your heart to the possibility that This Character Would Not Fucking Do Christmas Shit

auckie:

auckie:

Let’s fucking crazy

Let’s just fucking crazy

raccoonmilf:

raccoonmilf:

raccoonmilf:

raccoonmilf:

raccoonmilf:

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

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We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

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I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

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Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

margonika00:

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Two death gods and one ghost 💀👻💀